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Saturday, 29 February 2020
No Dogs, Please! - A New site!
No Dogs Please! On Reddit!
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Saturday, 27 April 2019
My New Pet!
A Boa Constrictor, or Jibóia - My Cute, Loving Pet!
Jibóia, my new pet!
A loving and innocent creature who never killed anybody before (as far as I know).
She was orfan, so I adopted her.
She was homeless, so I provided her with a shelter.
She was starving, so I now feed her with tasty animals.
She was alone and lonely, so now I provide company for her.
She was a bit dirty so now I provided her with a nice pond for her to take a bath and swim a little.
She does Not bark! Jibóía just makes a nice, soothing and hair raising noise that scares all animals around, two and four legged alike.
Click the Arrow on the lower left corner to listen to how a Boa Constrictor sounds!
She loves to greet visitors by giving a loving wet kiss when they come though the gate (or anywhere else btw). She only wants to make friends with them!
She is pretty safe! You may pet her anytime, please!
She is Not venomous, so you can be sure she won't cause you any harm.
She doesn't bite and run away, unlike other pets. She only gives you a hug, a pretty strong hug that you will never forget (or remember either...).
She doesn't spread diseases among humans as all occasional parasites, bacterias, fungus and such are naturally controlled in a wild setting where she lives.
She does Not poop around the property, our area is always clean and tidy.
She does Not need a leash, because she is such a nice lady (and I have no idea how I'd put a leash for our walks together downtown...).
She lives outside so she will never destroy our furniture or make our cabin smell like a sewage pit.
Ah, and she LOOOVES dogs, specially super brave doggies that want to greet her! Always welcome!
A perfect pet!
This is Not a joke (at least the part that now she is my pet in the cottage)
I have a cottage somewhere and this little lady (~3 meter/ ~10 feet long snake). We simply call her as Boa!
If you are wondering why I'm calling a Boa Constrictor as she, here animals are called this way:
- Snakes are... Female
- Cats are... Male
- Dogs are... Gay! (that's from me)
PS: Before ypou call me a liar too soon, pics here are all stock photos, I haven't had a chance to take a nice pic from her yet (and probably never will as I am not crazy enough to get too close to her)
See you soon near us, you dog lovers!
Tuesday, 16 April 2019
Dogs at Work!
Let's put mutts to work!
When you believe you have switched to an ecological way of transportation...
...but it produces more CO2 than your old Fiat (car) because of all the scourge... shit, noise, mess, stench, diseases...
But, hey, now dogs can serve for something. Imagine you in a such rickshaw on Times Square, NY!
I prefer the old Fiat
Monday, 15 April 2019
Revenge on Shit/Feces/Defecating Dog Owner
Give a Stinking gift back to your Smelly dog loving neighbour
Add another revenge to the long list of what to do when the neighbour's dog messes on
you, your family, your sanity, or your property.
A dog hater suggests placement of very fresh cattle manure, chicken droppings, or some other repugnantly odorous substance --- like that huge pile of fetid shit your neighbour's mutt just left on your front garden --- right next to the intake vent of the dogtard's running air conditioner.
Very few dog nuts check the conditioner (they are ubber lazy), so you get a lasting effect!
Double win!!!
✔ How To Keep Dogs Out Of Your Yard - Mouse Traps
Dog deterrents for your gardening frontyard: Mouse traps
Smack a dog once or twice on its nose with this trick and it'll stay out of your yard and your trash can.
Mouse traps are cheap and the will be no problem if a few dissapear from your lawn. You may also place a number of them both in the front and backyards.
Mouse traps are cheap and the will be no problem if a few dissapear from your lawn. You may also place a number of them both in the front and backyards.
Remember, dogs are dumb so you may need to re-set up the traps for a few times. But it works.
Shitting Barking Beasts getting what they deserve!
Friday, 12 April 2019
We All Pay the Price for Dog Owners’ Stupidity
Sane people victims of dognutterism
A German Shepherd jumped a three-foot-high fence and attacked a person walking in front of the house next door to theirs. A neighbor helped the victim – whose name has not been released – to safety and called police. A responding police officer had to shoot the menacing mauler because it charged and behaved aggressively.
The dog survived its gunshot wound, unfortunately.
There’s no word on the attack victim. What did this person do wrong? Nothing. He or she was a victim of dog-owner stupidity, something that most of us fall victim to, whether we admit it or not.
How could this tragic situation have been avoided? For starters, the idiotic owners could have constructed a sufficiently high fence – three feet high (approximately one meter) won’t even contain small children – they can shimmy right over it. It sounds as if the fence was meant to be considered more decorative than it was an actual animal barrier.
The article linked below also stated the dogs barked a lot and were considered a nuisance by neighbors. “I don’t think they’re bad dogs,” said neighbor Tameria Houston. “They’re just territorial. … Everyone is scared of them.”
They’re not bad dogs….everyone is scared of them. It’s interesting how Ms. Houston contradicts herself. People falter when it comes to telling the truth about dogs.
The incident above represents typical dog owners, in my opinion. These idiots get a dog – actually, they had two German Shepherds, one of which did not jump over the fence – leave the dogs unattended all day, let them bark at and harass neighbors and passersby, and maul a person who was unfortunate enough to be proximal to a mutant mauler.
Sound like a typical suburban dog owner? It sure does to me.
Dog-owning idiots, don’t get angry when your mobile mauler gets shot after it escapes and attacks someone. I applaud everyone who shoots loose dogs – see, bullets can solve problems sometimes, can’t they? (hee hee hee – I can’t wait for the snipey comments on this one!) Too bad a HUMAN BEING had to get seriously hurt in order for this to happen.
I like some of the comments left on this story:
From Florida Foster Adoptive Parent: ”Are police going in backyards and shooting dogs? I certainly doubt it. Are they shooting little poodles, yorkies or golden retrievers? I doubt it. If the dogs are being shot, could it be they are loose, not on a leash, owner no where in site and they are acting aggressively? Dogs need responsible owners – blame the owners when aggressive dogs are shot.”
From Whydoesthishappen: “The city should bill the owner of the dog for the bullet.” (I swear on my children’s lives I didn’t post that comment.)
From mrapples11: ”Taking a big risk in shooting peoples dogs as often as they do. Some day they might shoot the wrong persons dog.”
And from Darby, in response to mrapples11: “Not if I’m on the jury.”
Gosh, could there be some hard-core dog-haters in Florida? Or is this just a garden-variety troll?
And finally, from lasc0909: ”These 2 shepherds are only a little over a year old. 1 they were renting this house and yes the fence is only 3 ft high. I own a large shepherd 3 doors down from them and i have a 6ft privacy fence. The day this happened, the dogs were left to roam in the yard with no one there to watch them. They have a large outside kennel that the dogs could have been placed in but weren’t. One of the dogs escaped the bit yard and bite a man walking down the road. this man threw down his book bag, got down on his knees and yelled at the dog,
k dog, its you and me now!: Sounds like a perfectly sane man – not. All
the cops standing around trying to contain the dog had their
tazers ready. It was Joe Macho cop that had to shoot him. That made me
sooo mad. I would have volunteered to catch the dog. They shoot way to
quick when it comes to dogs. My Bela weighs 100 pounds and sometimes
slips out the door to follow me to the mailbox or our truck, sh stays
right with us. Makes me wonder if the seen her out would they
automatically assume she would charge them and shoot her too. This
shooting was not needed.”I disagree with that last statement; otherwise, I agree.
Click here to read more on this story.
Incidentally, this situation reminded me of a similar one I wrote about in my neighborhood last year, in which some people renting a townhouse across the street from an elementary school let their German Shepherd run loose in the front yard. It used to get up off the front porch steps every time I rode by its house on my bike. This situation seems like a disaster waiting to happen. The loose dog is within 50 feet of children who play on the elementary school’s playground. I’ll see if I can dig up the picture.
How to Have Dogs Naturally Exterminated!
Want to have mutts naturally exterminated for good in the wild?
Presenting The Dog Catcher Supreme Predator Call!
Wild ideas while dreaming…
You decide to go out for a long weekend in the wild to get some fresh air, peace of mind, and quiet. You dream of listening the song of birds and the wind blowing in the trees, the leaves falling. You travel anxiously to get there.
However, that is not what you find in your destination. The first thing you find are… dogs everywhere! Barking out loud! Disturbing wildlife! Off leash nonetheless.
Aren’t you sick and tired of finding free roaming dogs when you are right there in the wilderness? In Nature Reserves? National Parks? The countryside? In the middle of nowhere?
I am.
Well, so let’s think for a second; what do we usually encounter out there in the forests (apart from loose dogs)? Predators.
Yes, predators! Those wild animals that kill other animals, specially stupid animals that think they are brave, smart, the king of the hill.
Wouldn’t it be so “sad” if one – just one – of those predators “naturally” attacked and killed those free-roamers in areas where they should not be and most of the times are PROHIBITED to be?
How sad!
While Googling for ‘dog catchers’ I found this one just by chance: “Primos Dog Catcher Electronic Predator Call” on www.amazon.com/Primos-Catcher-Electronic-Predator-Call/dp/B00I6P8AN0
That’s their real name: Primos Dog Catcher.
What it does? The article says:
“This compact and simple to
use electronic predator caller is designed to make your hunt easy and
effective. The Dogg Catcher is packed full of features including the 150
yard remote and the ability to play two sounds at once, all at a super
affordable price. Utilizing 12 different proven Randy Anderson sounds,
the Dogg Catcher can call in some of the wiliest predators out there
including bobcats, fox and coyotes. Whether you’re a seasoned caller or a
beginning hunter, the Dogg Catcher is an excellent addition to your bag
of tricks this fall. “
Our bags of tricks, indeed! All for ~US$70, shipping included!Hurray!!! Dogs exterminated, “naturally”!
You had nothing to do with that, of course not, the predators just did what they do… (isn’t that what doggists always say, that it’s not their fault, ever?)
Just don’t forget to carry your .45 with you!
Ah, and for a total of ~US$100, you also get the Wildlife Research 526 Coyote Juice Calling Scent (8-Fluid Ounce) — Please, while jogging or riding your bike, do not let it spill in the trails where dogs need to roam freely, please!
Doggists, don’t you like it?
No problem, there are many other models… kkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Aren’t you sick and tired of finding free roaming dogs when you are right there in the wilderness? In Nature Reserves? National Parks? The countryside? In the middle of nowhere?
This is what I often found as a hike leader for our state trail association.
It is one of the main reason I carry a pistol on all of my hikes. Hogs are reason#2.